Reptilians
Reptilians
Reptilians

Reptilians

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FROM OUR 2017 COLLECTION- "CONSPIRACY THEORIES"

REPTILIANS OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ALIEN-HUMAN HYBRIDS ARE AN AGENDA CREATED BY ALIENS TO MERGE THE HUMAN RACE WITH THAT OF AN ALIEN RACE IN A WAY THAT ALIENS CAN EASILY INFILTRATE HUMAN POPULATIONS WITHOUT HUMANS KNOWING ABOUT IT. 

TO SPOT A REPTILIAN THERE ARE MANY FACTORS: THE "PERSON" WILL LOOK WEIRD, AS THE REPTILIANS ARE USING THE MEDIA TO BEND THE CONSTRUCTS OF BEAUTY MORE TOWARDS THE SIDE OF THE ALIENS. MAKE SURE TO LOOK FOR A LOW FOREHEAD, SMALL CHIN, TRIANGULAR FACE, LARGE EYES AND SLIM ANDROGYNOUS BODY. FAMOUS REPTILIANS INCLUDE: KURT COBAIN, HILLARY CLINTON, SCOOBY DOO, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, HILLARY DUFF, PRINCE CHARLES AND THE LIST GOES ON. THE REPTILIANS MELT WE CREATED WILL AWAKEN SOMETHING ALIVE INSIDE OF YOU.

REFRESHING LEMON AND LIME SLICES MIXED WITH SPARKLING SODA, AND CRUSHED MINT LEAVES THAT WILL LEAVE YOUR NOSE TINGLING FOR MORE! 

 

For more information check out the LPOTL episode on The Alien Agenda 


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